bridles-and-boots:

superdiadem:

intermediare:

Outcomes of me giving a leg up:

  • I will lift you high enough to mount a miniature pony
  • you will be launched to the international space station

ahahahahahahahaha

This is v true

make-up-to-mud:

make-up-to-mud:

Do you know how many parties I’ve had to turn down because of horse related activities??

None because horses are my only friends